Self-fulfilling Prophecy?

Am I the only one who noticed this???

Okay, so last week I read this really, what I thought was, cryptic message on my friend's FB page about someone taking a picture of their junk.  I naively thought they meant, literally, their junk that was headed to the dump.  I found out a few hours later, after Jason was talking to me, he was referring to Senator Wiener's scandal.

When Jason told me Senator Wiener took a picture of his "weener" I about busted a gut!  Really?  How has that man made it this far in life without changing his last name?  Maybe it's the junior high teacher in me, but, come on!  Give yourself a chance!

Then it reminded me of a story I heard on the news about a year or so ago about a couple busted for dealing drugs out of their house and I can't remember their last name exactly, but it was something like Crack.  I am not kidding.  The Cracks were busted for dealing crack! 

Am I the only one who notices these?  How can reporters, with a straight face, tell us about these people?  It would be like if Jason and I were busted for crank calling.  Or if we were arrested for stealing soap!  I mean, come on, pay attention, people!  If his name is Butthead, he just might be...